No, Peter, the white stuff isn't snow

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 07/31/2018 at 09:30 • Filed to: None

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Ash78, voting early and often > ImmoralMinority 07/31/2018 at 09:33

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1. Log onto internet

2. View random beautiful photos from 2,500 miles away

3. See employer

TRIGGERED NEED SAFE SPACE NOW

functionoverfashion > Ash78, voting early and often 07/31/2018 at 09:36

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Our Father of Unnecessary Loans, Lawsuit be Thy Name

Milky > ImmoralMinority 07/31/2018 at 09:41

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I’ll ask, is that all bird shit?  Thats a lot of bird shit.  

Ash78, voting early and often > ImmoralMinority 07/31/2018 at 09:47

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Nom De Plume > Milky 07/31/2018 at 10:01

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Clearly you have never eaten fish or traveled to any coast.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ImmoralMinority 07/31/2018 at 10:14

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I experienced a different sort of birdshitstravaganza yesterday. Down by a pavilion at a local small lake, where some dozen mallard ducks, two white ducks, and probably a portion of the forty Canada geese down toward the other end had been.

GREEN

GREEN EVERYWHERE

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ash78, voting early and often 07/31/2018 at 10:15

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I’ve been generally happy with Ash’s Mysterious Employer, apart from them having devoured my Previous Mysterious Bank which I had been fine with, somewhat via shenanigans.

Milky > Nom De Plume 07/31/2018 at 10:32

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Wait, what does eating fish have to do with this?  

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > ImmoralMinority 07/31/2018 at 10:44

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Could be worse could be hail. 

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > ImmoralMinority 07/31/2018 at 10:48

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My first thought was ash from the Carr fire.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ImmoralMinority 07/31/2018 at 14:53

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welp... over here they’re salting the roads to keep em from melting....

i guess over there they’re salting the rooftops so that when the pigeons roast they’ll fall off and land below properly seasoned

Nom De Plume > Milky 07/31/2018 at 15:16

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Oily

I was trying to make a funny. All bird shit is as  runny and disgusting as it is amazingly frequent.

Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/31/2018 at 15:20

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Nature’s defense against global warming.  Those terracotta roofs used to absorb warmth instead of reflecting it.